It's the worst crotch shot since the Anthony Weiner scandal.
Police in Chandler, Ariz. say a 27-year-old man shot himself where the sun don't shine.
The man had his fiancee's pistol tucked into his waistband when the gun accidentally fired, ABC15 reports.
The gunshot hit his penis and went through one of his legs.
He's not the first man who suffered after making the cocksure decision to carry a gun in his waistband.
In 2008, a robber inadvertently shot himself in the groin while trying to make off with cash from a convenience store, the Associated Press reported.
Former New York Giants star Plaxico Burress had a bit of waistband trouble that same year when his gun fell down his pants leg and fired, hitting him in the thigh.
WATCH reaction to the Chandler shooting below and read a humorous summary of said reaction at Warming Glow.
Where do you dig up these "writers"?