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Nathan Mark Hardy Arrested With Live Lobsters In Shorts: Cops

Nathan Mark Hardy

First Posted: 09/07/11 10:55 AM ET Updated: 11/07/11 05:12 AM ET

Associated Press

D'IBERVILLE, Miss. -- A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.

Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts - two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.

Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene.

The shoplifting charge is a misdemeanor, but Hardy remained jailed Wednesday in the Harrison County jail with no bond pending a hearing on a probation violation.


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10:12 AM on 09/11/2011
The guy with the spare ribs in his pants and lobster boy should get together behind bars for a surf over turf
gibraltar
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07:39 PM on 09/10/2011
I'm guessing Rick Santorum will be all over this. He tried to tell us and here it is man on lobster sex or vice versa.
01:45 PM on 09/09/2011
I'd make a video out of it with Rock Lobster as the soundtrack.
05:59 AM on 09/08/2011
"Ants in your pants" has been replaced by "Claws in your crotch."

At least he can't brag about ever having the 'crabs'.
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wakohnen
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05:15 AM on 09/08/2011
Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away.

Better stay back....don't make me throw this loin at ya! lol

This is hilarious! I can picture him walking out of the store and seeing someone he knows....then here comes the lobster claw out of his shorts....LMAO!!
04:09 AM on 09/08/2011
Hmmm. A lobster stuffed down his shorts? Kind of a "Surf 'N' Turf."
07:04 AM on 09/08/2011
With the lobster asking, "Where's the beef"?
07:36 AM on 09/08/2011
Touche.
03:40 AM on 09/08/2011
My first thought was, how big were those flippin' pants? My second thought was, remove the tape that held the claws shut, and put them back in his pants.
tccat4
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03:18 AM on 09/08/2011
Gutsy move.....
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Barry Clarke
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12:04 AM on 09/08/2011
I wonder this man had a high pitched voice after stuffing these lobsters down into his pants? Either way, the pain had to be incredible even if a lobster did not get a hold of a you know what……
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360Dunk
Feeder of slot machines
10:35 PM on 09/07/2011
I'm sure the lobsters were boiling mad. His Fruit of the Looms must smell like low tide on a hot afternoon.

And is there something odd about stuffing pork in your pants?
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garylinn
Disabled USAF Veteran (God bless America)
10:28 PM on 09/07/2011
I live in Maine where the BEST lobsters come from. Can't say that I have ever heard of someone wanting to put one down their drawers where there family jewels are kept. If the guy wasn't circumsized, I bet he is now...A little clip here ana little clip there and WALA: a new pee pee!
FreaksAmungUs
Are you for real?
09:39 PM on 09/07/2011
he knows good food!!!!
09:36 PM on 09/07/2011
As I always say You can't cure stupid. LOL Very brave, that fellow, but still stupid. LOL
09:15 PM on 09/07/2011
i dont want to know where they found te stick of butter.
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amd02148
08:34 PM on 09/07/2011
I hope they set it free. I kind of think it's inedible now.