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Eel Swims Up Man's Penis, Has To Be Surgically Removed

The Huffington Post First Posted: 09/14/11 10:21 AM ET Updated: 11/13/11 05:12 AM ET

It's every man's worst nightmare.

Zhang Nan, of China, was bathing with live eels in order to cleanse his skin when things went horribly wrong. According to Metro, one of the small eels managed to not only swim up his urethra, but actually made it all the way to his bladder.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," the 56-year-old told the British paper.

The eel bath is similar to more common "fish pedicures" in which small sea creatures remove layers of dead skin.

Nan was rushed to the hospital where a three-hour operation removed the slimy little menace. Metro reports that by the time the eel was extracted, it was already dead.

You can see a photo of the eel here, at Metro.

Strange as it may sound, it's actually not the first time an aquatic animal has made its way up a man's urethra. In fact, there's an entire episode of "Jeremy Wade's River Monsters" dedicated to a fish that is infamous for such incidents.

The Candiru catfish, a vicious Amazonian species, uses its slimy nature, much like the eel, to penetrate the human body. Wade details the excruciating event in the clip below.

WATCH (Jeremy Wade's tale of the Candiru swimming up a urine stream):

 
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12:18 AM on 09/21/2011
Note to self: next time, no matter how full my bladder is, hold the pee until I've left the eel spa!
TroopAbn
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11:08 PM on 09/15/2011
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeel!!!!!!!!!!!! That hurts just thinking about it. Never been to China, and if I ever go. Don't think I want to take an eel bath! And everyone is upset because we used waterboarding!
07:03 PM on 09/15/2011
lol everyone's saying this guy should take a bath it wont matter cuz i dont think he will be doing any swimming anytime soon
04:38 PM on 09/15/2011
Lesson is don't swim with eels and use soap in a real shower or bath to clean your skin! Modern technology is great, trying using it!
03:05 PM on 09/15/2011
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>
02:26 PM on 09/15/2011
Bet he will think twice about hopping back into that tank. LOL Funnier than funny.
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PirateGrl8
Improving oneself improves the world...
01:51 PM on 09/15/2011
Some ancient Chinese secrets oughta stay that way!
10:02 AM on 09/15/2011
If the little eel used the front door then I'd imagine the big eel uses the back.
02:35 AM on 09/15/2011
Maybe mom was right about the clean underwear,probably could've prevented this.
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TamerAir
I don't want to believe, I want to know
01:16 AM on 09/15/2011
You could instantly invent 100 one liner jokes with this.
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happylonersarah
Of all the Planets, WHY was I born on this one?
12:32 AM on 09/15/2011
Ugh. I'll stick to Dove and my shower.
02:46 AM on 09/16/2011
Um, I think I'd rather have an eel up my thing than a dove.
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happylonersarah
Of all the Planets, WHY was I born on this one?
11:09 AM on 09/16/2011
Oh Pat. Dove the soap brand. Just in case you were being serious. : )
11:27 PM on 09/14/2011
Such a pleasant article or whatever you call this
11:24 PM on 09/14/2011
Now I really have read everything.
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electricladyland
Don't censor me bro.
11:09 PM on 09/14/2011
Just thinking about it makes me feel eel.
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Arbutus
Ramble on.
10:32 PM on 09/14/2011
Try a loofah!