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Coley Mitchell, Lab Tech, Found Drunk, Partially Clothed, Surrounded By Escaped Monkeys

Coley Mitchell

Huffington Post     First Posted: 08/20/12 10:33 AM ET Updated: 08/21/12 10:54 AM ET

A lab tech at Georgia Health Sciences University may have engaged in too much monkey business.

Officials jailed Coley Mitchell, 32, on August 13 after he was discovered intoxicated with his pants down in a campus locker room.

In the same room: two lab monkeys who had been let out of their cages, the Augusta Chronicle reported.

Mitchell smelled of alcohol, according to police reports, and became belligerent and combative when asked to leave the room.

Mitchell was booked on charges of public drunkenness, but was released on Aug. 17, and has since been terminated by the university, a spokeswoman told The Huffington Post.

"GHSU does not condone behavior that conflicts with the research, education and clinical missions of the university and employees are expected to conduct themselves, at all times, with integrity and respect," Jennifer Hilliard Scott, senior media relations coordinator, in a statement to WJBF-TV made before the termination.

Meanwhile, the monkeys that were found running loose have examined by a veterinarian and found to be unharmed, WRDW-TV reported.

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09:46 AM on 08/28/2012
Now thats a party....uhm, well, some girls would have been nice....
02:17 PM on 08/27/2012
Wow, he wanted to drink with some buddies, and got fired. Proof that the the the college doesn't have a sense of humor, I hope PETA comes to his defense.
12:29 PM on 08/27/2012
I never partied with monkeys before. What did he do? Play spin the bottle with them or something? Anyway, sounds like a fun college that even monkeys party with the staff. Sources has it that the reason he got caught was someone singing "When I saw her face" in a strange accent.
01:03 PM on 08/25/2012
should apply to the obama, biden campaign
09:41 PM on 08/24/2012
Oh..... when i saw the escaped monkey thing I thought they were around Compton somewhere
11:58 AM on 08/24/2012
That's what happens when you monkey around!
10:14 AM on 08/23/2012
Just as long as one of the monkeys can't talk and isn't named Caesar ...
02:24 AM on 08/22/2012
So Mr Mitchell explain to us why you would make an excellent candidate for the Obama/Biden
reelection team?
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08:17 AM on 08/22/2012
hahahahahah FANNED!!!!!!!!
05:24 PM on 08/24/2012
Naaah! He needs some R&R!