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Julia Gillard, Australian Prime Minister, Delivers Mock Mayan Apocalypse Speech (VIDEO)

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 12/06/12 EST Updated: 12/07/12 EST

In an amazing, 50 second clip released Thursday, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard delivers a perfectly deadpan doomsday address that is as hair-raising as it is hilarious.

The clip, which was filmed to promote a tongue-in-cheek local radio station's breakfast show, Sky News notes, warns that predictions of the end of the world this December are both correct and unavoidable.

Surrounded by Australian national flags, Gillard begins, "My dear remaining fellow Australians. The end of world is coming. It wasn't Y2K, it wasn't even the carbon price. It turns out that the Mayan calendar is true."

The so-called Mayan apocalypse is slated to strike on Dec. 21, despite the best efforts of scientists and government officials attempting to dispel the rumors. (The Russian government, for example, reassured the country's citizens last week.)

In the video, Gillard vows to fight for her citizens to the end -- whether that end comes in the form of "flesh-eating zombies, demonic hell-beasts or the total triumph of K-Pop."

Flexing her comedic chops, the politician ends by highlighting the silver lining.

"At least this means I won't have to do Q&A again," she says in a reference to an Australian TV show where politicians usually have to face tough questions from the audience, according to Reuters.

"What Australian doesn't mind a laugh from time to time? Anyway, the world's going to end tomorrow so shouldn't you be writing about that?" a representative for the prime minister's office told the Herald Sun.

The outspoken Gillard made global headlines earlier this year after she excoriated a fellow politician for hypocrisy and sexism on the Parliament floor.

 
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08:17 AM on 12/09/2012
Yes something in the world will come to an end, depending what one would interpret as "The World", but surely our earth will last a few million years again and definitely I will not be there to see it, by that time the human race will be pacified and become more as angels,
Anthony Gajadhar
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05:15 PM on 12/07/2012
Good thing people can still have a sense of humor about it.
05:13 PM on 12/07/2012
Instead of using the Mayan Calendar, try the Greek long year calendar.
The math is surprisingly simple:
The 12 Constellations "fall back" in the sky (counter-clockwise) at a rate of 1 degree in 72 years.
Multiply 360 degrees by 72 years = 25,920.
Divide by 12 (ages) = 2,160
Subtract 148 (Age of Pisces began in 148 BC) = 2012 AD.
Why is December 21 so important?
It's the shortest day of the year (longest night for star-gazers).
You might remember the old song "Age of Aquarius" or the term, New Age.
I don't believe in astrology or read the daily horoscope.
Remember, the Zodiac was just another (solar) calendar in ancient times.