Jonah Falcon vs. Super Kegel Exercises: The Weird News Top 10 (Vote)

Jonah Falcon Kegel

First Posted: 05/05/13 EDT Updated: 05/06/13 EDT

Jonah Falcon is so proud of his record-setting, world famous penis that he's now celebrating it in song.

And his new music video, "It's Too Big," says it all.

If you're scared what you might see, you might want to shape up with the Super Kegel Exerciser, one of the many weird items on David Moye's Mother's Day gift guide.

Sex stories dominated this week's weird news. That shouldn't be too much of a surprise. After all, May is National Masturbation Month, and Philadelphia is celebrating with its first annual Masturbate-A-Thon.

On Saturday, Jedi junkies marked Naked Star Wars Gardening Day, and Monday ushers in International Clitoris Awareness Week.

This week we also learned that Wesley Warren Jr., the Las Vegas man with a 132-lb. scrotum, finally had surgery to lighten his load, while another man, clearly obsessed with phallic imagery, blew $2,600 at a carnival trying to win a giant stuffed banana.

A naked Florida man ran into a Daytona Beach 7-Eleven telling cops, "I know I am a monkey."

And a controversial sex ed book for first graders in Germany features comics of a woman applying a condom to a man's erect penis -- quite an eyeful for a 5-year-old.

What was the weirdest story of the week? If you're not too hot and bothered, scroll through the gallery and vote in the poll below.

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  • International Clitoris Awareness Week

    May 6—12 as the first ever "International Clitoris Awareness Week," a seven-day period designed to celebrate the female body part. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/02/international-clitoris-we_n_3202780.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Jonah Falcon Music Video

    Jonah Falcon and his world-famous, record-setting 13.5 inch schlong have a music video. Watch it now. Watch it often. Jonah has big plans for his big thingie <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/03/jonah-falcon-video-man-wi_n_3212438.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Man With 132-lb. Scrotum Opts For Surgery

    Wesley Warren Jr. -- the 44-year-old Las Vegas man whose 132 pound scrotum made headlines worldwide -- had surgery to resolve his condition, which is caused by an excess of watery fluid collecting around his testicles.<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/wesley-warren-jr-surgery-scrotum_n_3193655.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Super Kegel Exerciser

    Think of this contraption as a thigh machine for a slightly higher up area. This kegel exerciser strengthens a woman’s pelvic floor muscle which can help enhance mom's sexual pleasure. That's just one of the items on Dave Moye's Weird Mother's Day Gift Guide. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/03/weird-mothers-day-gifts-guide_n_3190290.html#slide=2398031" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Masturbate-A-Thon 2013

    Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began May 1, and , of course, everyone's excited. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/masturbate-a-thon-2013_n_3192430.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Porn Stars Gratified By Sex Study

    Much has been said about how pornography destroys marriages. But according to new research, we may have given pornography's influence a bit too much credit. And that has these porn stars very excited. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/29/porn-stars-gratified-by-s_n_3178619.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • School's Sex-Ed Book Too Sexy For Parents

    One surefire way to tick off parents is to show their five-year-olds an illustration of a woman applying a condom to a man's erect penis. That didn't stop one elementary school in Berlin. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/26/sexually-explicit-german-sex-ed-book-_n_3163116.html#slide=2383554" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Naked Man: "I know I am a monkey."

    A man who allegedly stripped naked at a Daytona Beach convenient store told police "I know I am a monkey." <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/03/daylen-holloman-naked-monkey_n_3207956.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Man Wastes Life Savings On Stuffed Banana

    He emptied his bank account, and all he has is this Rasta banana. Henry Gribbohm, 30, has filed a police report after he says he lost over $2,600 on a carnival game and won only a stuffed banana with dreadlocks. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/30/henry-gribbohm-carnival-loses-savings-wins-banana_n_3184954.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>

  • Carpet Lint Muncher

    Police in Louisville, Ky. say that 50-year-old Jeffrey Wagner admitted to smoking crystal meth before going into a Burlington Coat Factory feasting on carpet lint. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/02/jeffrey-wagner-carpet-lint-meth_n_3201226.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>